I Need a Wife

I used to think that life would be so much simpler when I got married and had a husband to help around the house and just get things done. I was wrong. I need a wife. Someone to help with the laundry, remember to pay the bills on time, do the grocery shopping, pick up the dry cleaning and everything that I just don't have time to do. I think the PC term is a Personal Assistant, but let's face it, I need a wife.